MKT <GO> · Markets open 24/7 because nobody in VR sleeps properly

Every number in virtual reality. None of them real.

Real-time* market data for the metaverse economy: players online, mirrors occupied, lakes evaporated per rave instance, and the price of a hug in four currencies. *Hard-coded on 13 October 2026. Refresh as often as you like. It will not help.
MKT 1 <GO>

VR Market Overview

41,208,117 Players online ▲ 2.1%
38,402,950 Of whom asleep in VR ▲ 11.6%
62.4% Session time spent at a mirror ▲ 0.3 pt
3,911 Avatars currently T-posing ▼ 4.0%
9h 41m Average session ▲ one more world
0.00 Hours of grass touched, sector-wide · UNCH
WEI <GO>

World Indices

Index Last
MIRR 500 Mirror Dwellers Composite ▲ +4.10% · Record high. Constituents have not moved in nine hours. 4,120.66
FBT-30 Full-Body Tracking Industrial Average ▲ +0.42% · Tracker batteries rallied, then died at the open. 18,802.15
VIX-T T-Pose Volatility Index ▲ +31.7% · Fear gauge. A world update shipped without its animations. 98.20
Phantom Sense Futures ▼ -1.20% · Traders report a loss they feel but cannot physically confirm. 77.10
Small-Cap Avatar Creators Index ▼ -6.66% · Sector-wide commission queue reached fourteen months. 212.40
Emerging Worlds Index ▲ +300% · Three constituents. One of them is a single chair. 3.07
CMDTY <GO>

Commodities

Contract USD
Polygons, per million, spot ▲ Mobile-compatible delivery trades at a 70% haircut, and a worse haircut. $4.20
Texture memory, per GB ▲ One avatar's tail now accounts for 40% of world supply. $61.00
Bones, skeletal, per 100 ▼ Oversupplied. A single ear was found holding 212 of them. $3.50
Physbones, per jiggle ▲ Seasonal. Demand peaks at pool worlds. $0.07
Spare headset strap ▼ The one in the drawer is still in the drawer. $34.99
Energy drink, two-litre ▲ Correlated 0.98 with Players Online. $3.29
FX <GO>

Currencies

Pair Rate
HUG / HEADPAT ▲ Headpats weakened on news of a headpat-only world. 3.75
FRIEND REQUEST / ACTUAL FRIEND ▼ Conversion remains deeply illiquid. 212.00
HOURS IN VR / HOURS ASLEEP ▲ A bull market nobody asked for. 3.40
INTERESTED / ATTENDED ▲ Eighteen clicks yield one guest, who leaves after four minutes. 18.00
COMPLIMENT / AVATAR UPLOAD ▼ The avatar cost $340. Someone said 'neat'. 0.80
SORRY / BUMPED INTO ▼ Nobody apologises to a collider. 0.10
ANR <GO>

Analyst Ratings

Call Target
Mirrors: STRONG BUY Nobody has ever left one voluntarily. $500.00
Full-body tracking: HOLD Hold still for thirty seconds while it recalibrates. $1,880.00
Hand tracking: UNDERPERFORM The analyst's fingers kept turning into a fist. $12.00
Your friend's new world: SELL You will say 'this is so cool' and leave in four minutes. $0.00
Grass: NOT RATED Coverage suspended. The analyst could not find any. $0.00
MOST <GO>

Top Movers

$UWU · ▲ +6.94%

UwU Holdings

Rallied after hours when a popular world added a cat-ear filter. Analysts describe the move as priced in, but also adorable.

$TPOSE · ▼ -98.20%

T-Pose Industries

Collapsed when the animations finally loaded. The founder remains in the lobby, arms out, unbothered.

$LAG · ▲ +999%

Lag Spike Ltd.

Any instance over 40 people is a buy signal. Any instance over 80 is a lake. See ESG <GO>.

$GRASS · UNCH 0.00

Grass Touching Corp.

No trades for 412 consecutive sessions. Halted pending anyone going outside.

$BATT · ▼ 12%

Controller Battery Trust

Trades at 12% and loses a point every time you look at it. The charging cable was right here a minute ago.

$PTT · ▼ -3.10%

Push-To-Talk Partners

Down on reports that nobody uses it and the mechanical keyboard is audible anyway.

GP <GO>

Players Online, 24h

Volume peaks at 22:00 local, when everyone says one more world. The 03:00 plateau is Europe asleep on a beanbag in a sleep world: still counted, still technically online, still technically outperforming.

Line chart of players online over 24 hours. A steady climb to a peak at 22:00 labelled 'one more world', a long flat plateau overnight labelled 'asleep, still counted', and a sharp dip at 07:00 labelled 'headset batteries'.
Intraday. The dip at 07:00 is batteries, not people.
IMAP <GO>

Sector Heatmap

Green is up, red is down, grey is grass. Square size is weighted by hours spent, which is why the mirror is the size of a continent.

A sector heatmap of coloured rectangles. The largest, bright green, is Mirrors up 4.1 percent. Others: Raves up 9.9, Avatars down 6.7, Tracking up 0.4, Sleep worlds up 11.6, T-pose down 98, and a tiny grey square labelled Grass, unchanged.
Grass is not to scale. Grass is barely on the map.
EVTS <GO>

Earnings Calendar

Reporting EPS est.
Mon · The DJ who plays the same set every Friday Guidance unchanged since 2023, like the set. $0.12
Tue · Avatar artist, fourteen-month queue Expected to report 'nearly done with the ears'. $3.40
Wed · Rave instance, 80 people Loss per share attributable to Lake Bufferbloat. -$4.20
Thu · Someone's 'chill hangout' world Not chill. Three people screamed for forty minutes. -$0.30
Fri · The person who says 'brb' Has not been back since March. Report delayed indefinitely. $0.00
EMSX <GO>

Execution Desk

One button. No order types, no limit price, no confirmation dialog. Just like the professionals at 3 a.m.

0 Panic sells filled at the exact low